Weekend Update

For the many of you who have been emailing me wanting to know how I got on with my request regarding the weekend.
Can you believe that I had over 500 replies from women wanting to join me in various pursuits?
NO, you are right... The true number was....... Actually = 0

Mrs Thimbledick my old school teacher says: Graham needs to stop staring out of the window and join the rest of the class.

Thanks...

Must try harder next time!